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tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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tanku:

e-zekiel:

jackwhitesturntable:

tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

That’s a real tear jerker

Did you just

im so angry

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xmenmovies:

Now you see him, now you don’t.

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idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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ayanatienemonos11:

lyriciss:

I always reblog this because it’s always relevant.

#byebitch

(Source: femburton)

Video 22 Jun 324,470 notes

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

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heresadrawingoftwostaplers:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

republicans.

Video 22 Jun 117,196 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

no fuck off 

(Source: iraffiruse)

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